Life Insurance To Protect Against Toilet Humour

When taking out life insurance, many people thinkIn fact, laughter is a good all-over workout. Blood
of the obvious risks. Cancer, heart disease andpressure is lowered, there is an increase in
accidents are the main concerns, althoughvascular blood flow and more oxygen reaches the
thankfully these won't happen to the majority ofblood stream. Diaphragm, abdominal, respiratory,
us.facial, leg and back muscles are given such a
But have you ever considered life insurance towork out that laughing 100 times is the equivalent
cover dying of laughter? Have you everof 10 minutes on a rowing machine or 15 minutes
considered the possibilities of dying on the toilet?on an exercise bike.
It happens.The dangers of a negative lifestyle are well
There are many deaths reputed to be attributabledocumented. The emotions of a negative person
to laughter. As far back as 207 BC a Greekcan cause biochemical changes that affect our
philosopher by the name of Chrysippus washealth adversely.
apparently watching his drunken donkey trying toSurely, if laughter is this good for you there
eat figs when he laughed himself to death.should be a clause in life insurance policies to
More recently, a 50 year old bricklayer died afterreflect it? There is a section asking about regular
25 continuous minutes of laughing while watchingexercise. If a gym membership lowers the
an episode of the Goodies on TV. His death waspremiums for life insurance then shouldn't a sunny
put down to heart failure, brought on by thedisposition do the same? Is laughing at the cost of
excessive strains of laughing too much.life insurance enough?
Dying of laughter itself is not possible. It is thoughtThere's also the other hidden danger in life that is
that it only possible if choking or heart failurenot mentioned on life insurance policies and that's
occur at the same time. Thankfully, this is notthe risk of dying on the toilet. It is widely believed,
very likely as, according to health experts,though not proven, that Elvis Presley died whilst
patients with heart disease will laugh less thanon the toilet and he is not the only famous person
anybody else.to have this eulogy.
This is due to the stress levels. Endothelial cellsFrom slipping on a wet bathroom floor, pulling
form a protective lining in our blood vessels anddown a high mounted old-fashioned toilet system,
stress impairs the production of these cells. Apinching injuries from broken toilet seats to
weak endothelium can lead to hardened arteries,broken hips from slipping off a dodgy toilet seat,
quite literally, hardening the heart.toilet injuries are common place but death?
It has been surmised that it is possible toIt really is physically possible to die from going to
suffocate during excessive laughter. Duringthe toilet. This is apparently due to a drop in blood
laughter, the epiglottis constricts the larynx. Thispressure due to the parasympathetic nervous
restricts our ability to breath but the automaticsystem during bowel movements. However, it is
breathing response will take over before it's tooexpected that there will already be a circulatory
late.problem before the event.
Laughter has, in fact, been found to be a greatSo, when taking out that life insurance policy,
medicine. So much so that laughter therapy ischeck the small print and ensure you are covered
now a recognised practice. It reduces the stressfor every day events such as going to the toilet
hormones and our bodies natural produce killerand laughing.
cells to ward off all types of diseases and virus's.